Dating. Ugh. Need I say more? Probably not, but I will anyhow.
As most of you know I have been quite busy lately with work. That being said I have dabbled with online dating, on and off for a few years now. I hear success stories about online dating all the time. I have relatives that met online and are now married.
My personal experience with online dating has not been very effective, though I am bitchy which may have something to do with it. I lose patience with emails that read as such:
From:BiZeBoi1978
Yu look fine mama. Do u want to go 4 drinks smetime?
or
From BigP1mp_EN
want 2 go to dinner tonight or 2morrow? You get free fud and a night out. Win win 4 you. Let me know.
Really? Seriously? I did not bother to respond to either of those. So perhaps I took out my frustrations on the latest email I received.
From: Morethanamouthful (Yes - really)
I am looking for a partner in crime. Interested? You seem like an ideal candidate. What r u into? Btw - what size bra do you wear?
I responded:
Hi. I love crime! I am mostly into black market babies and ripping tags of mattresses, but am open to trying new things. I am not willing to do bodies in the trunk again though as it is too hard on my back. What are you into? I have some time open next week if you want to get together to rob a liquor store or bust some shit up or something. Let me know!! As for my bra -- why do you want to know?--is this for disguises for our heists?
I have not heard back. Weird. :-)
1 comments:
I was lucky I was no drinking when I read this because I would have put tea/dew/antifreeze out through my nose.
Cobra
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