My friend Angelia told me my protein shakes looked like Colonblow. Curiosity got the best of me, so I looked it up.Their marketing campaign says it all. "We will clean your butt in a day!" and "Poopin is cool!" At this point, I think I can safely say, my Christmas Shopping list is taken care of. If you buy 2 three packs you receive a free t-shirt! HELLS YEAH!
They also reassure the consumer that a radio Flyer with a port-o-potty will not be necessary. I feel better already!
From their FAQ it seems that they differ from other colon cleansing products by this simple statement (Colonblow provides ) "Not simply QUANTITY releases, but QUALITY releases. Not simply waste, but perhaps very long term waste." And who can say no to a QUALITY release?!
3 comments:
I took Colonblow once, and Ill never do it again. Word of advice, dont take it before a LONG FLIGHT.
It would only be worth it, if he didnt know. :)
You should be sure to get some for Mike for his birthday.
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