Sounds like.....

Things that sound alike and can be easily misunderstood:

Me to my great gran: Does my hair look red?
Great gran: Yeah, we got bread. Do you want a sandwich?

Lyrics:
(Music, Madonna)
Hey Mr. DJ put a record on
I wanna dance with my baby.

Sounds like:
Hey Mr. DJ put a record on
I wanna dance in my PJs


What DOESNT sounds alike:

What I said: I prefer open toed shoes.
What was heard: I prefer uncircumsised men.

WTF? Seriously? This guy swears thats what it sounded like. I mean I can TOTALLY see the similarities. You know...the "I prefer" part. After that, there are no similarities AT ALL. I gotta get some new friends or something. Why would someone think Id say such a thing--randomly-- to coworkers? I mean I do say more than I should, and I really should keep to myself more, but Id never bust out with something like that. Freak.

It scares me a little to ponder about what this guy was thinking about before that little gem popped into his head. I shudder to think about it. Was he thinking "I wonder who here is an uncircumsised man? Id love to be an uncircumcised man...I wonder if anyone here would love an uncircumsised man."

It reminded me a little TOO much of the Quentin Tarantino scene with Juliette Lewis, where he imagines her saying something inappropriate ( but right up his alley) No one else that was at the table misheard me.

Soo hmm..what sort of dark things lurk in that gents psyche. Makes me feel dirty and sad thinking about it.

Hold me.